On-Air Personality, Comedian and Published Humorist William Hale gives his twisted comical take on the latest news headlines. Topical humor has never been so topically humorous.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Got Milk???
In Morris, Ill, police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos overturned, spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway. The driver of the truck was quoted as saying, "Well, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."
Reports showed the driver fell asleep, then tossed his cookies.
Hillary Clinton chimed in saying, "Oreos...on the freeway...in Illinois? If this isn't a blantant advertisement for Obama I don't know what is."
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