It looks like the Dallas Cowboys will finally sign Pacman Jones. Pacman Jones, you may remember, is the only man who has made it rain on more strippers than a New York Governor. Pacman Jones has beat up more women than Ike Turner so he should fit in just fine with the Cowboys.
Pacman appeared on “Sixty Minutes” and denied all eight of his brushes with the law. He said he wasn’t there, he didn’t do it, somebody lied. Although Pacman did finally admit to being the one shooting at Hillary Clinton in Bosnia.
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