Wildlife officials say fifteen monkeys are on the loose after swimming across their island pond and escaping the facility in Lakeland, Fla. Without missing a beat, Hillary Clinton said she wants their votes counted too.
All fifteen monkeys learned to swim, which they weren't supposed to be able to do. Wow, swimming? What's next, talking? Then driving? Then world domination? Where the hell is Charlton Heston when you need him? Dammmm Dirty Apes!!!
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