A Lyndonville, New York Pastor, who had been missing since Wednesday afternoon, was found early Friday morning...in a strip club...in Ohio. The Rev. Craig Rhodenizer, 46, is pastor of the St. John's Lutheran Church in Lyndonville. He told the officers that he did not know how he got there or where he was. Riiiiight!!! A strip club is the last place you would think to look for a Pastor, because typically they don't have children stripping there.
The Pastor reportedly also said, "Hey GOD is Everywhere! I was just trying to find him." He said he was just on a mission to save the souls of those young, opressed women working there, with a few "private" sermons for good measure.
Just another upstanding citizen, trying to help out the community, one dollar at a time.
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