Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Man Violates Picnic Table



Charges against Art Price Jr., 40, the Bellevue, Ohio man allegedly caught on video having sex with a picnic table behind his home, were dismissed this week in Bellevue Municipal Court. However, that's because, according to Huron County prosecutor Russell Leffler, the crime is not a felony count.
My question is, if this guy is having sex with patio furniture, what the hell do the women of this town look like? And this guy is married too! Can you say COUNSELING!! The picnic table has yet to make a statement.

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