The CMT Country Music Awards went down last night in Nashville honoring the best and brightest in Country Music. To say many people just don't get Country music is an understatement. Not even Country music fans understand it. Here are a few responses from Country music fans when asked about musical terminology.
What do the following mean?
Altos: Not to be confused with "Tom's toes," "Bubba's toes" or "Dori-toes."
Bass: The things you run around in Softball
Bassoon: Typical response when asked what you hope to catch and when.
Cello: The proper way to answer the phone.
Diminished 5th: An empty bottle of Jack Daniels
Relative Major: An uncle in the Marine Corps.
Relative Minor: A girlfriend
Treble: Women ain't nothin' but.
Whole Note: What's due after failing to pay the mortgage for 3 months.
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